Is it dark humor? Maybe. Is it absolutely something your best friend would say over brunch mimosas? Definitely. This delightfully passive-aggressive towel is perfect for the kitchen, the bar cart, or wherever you lovingly prepare snacks while plotting your enemies' demise.
Soft, absorbent, and ready to clean up your moral messes
Printed design won’t fade, even if your friendships do
Not handmade, but handmade vibes
Measures just enough to wrap around a bottle of wine and a grudge
100% of profits support rescue dogs with equally questionable morals
🐾 Approved by Gumbo, head of snark and snack cleanup.